A Fib Falls / It's Laura's Fault
Alfred: I cannot tell how
the truth may be,
I say the tale as 'twas said to me. 1
But this is certain, as I recall:
Onto Bumblyburg a fib did fall... 2
Oh though child of many prayers,
Life hath quicksands, life hath snares! 3
Junior: It's Laura's fault,
she broke the plate!
I tried to stop her!
She said she had to demonstrate her apple chopper!
The apple chopper worked just great,
But chopped right through you're bowling plate!
It's Laura's fault; she broke the plate; it's true!
And that's the tale I have to tell to you!
1. From "Lay of the Last Minstrel"
Canto II Stanza 22
--Sir Walter Scott (1771-1832)
2. Adapted from "The Rainy
Day"
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882)
3. From "Maidenhood"
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882)
The Search / It's Lenny's Fault
Junior:
It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate
He's very naughty.
Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti?
He gave it to a crocodile,
Who chewed it up for quite awhile
It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate, it's true!
And that's the tale I have to tell to you!
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Lead Vocalist:
Who do they call when Bumblyburg's in trouble?
Who's got the suit with super-suction ears?
There's no need to panick, 'cause this guy's manic,
And you know that he'll save the day!
You need a hand, he's right there on the double
Hey, hey, he's on the way
Purple and yellow! He's one super fellow!
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Lead Vocalist:
Where do you turn when this world needs a hero?
A man with style and plungers on his head?
It's easy to prove he's just one of the grooviest
Cats that you'll ever know.
It's plain to see in fashion he's no zero
At the wheel of the Larry-mobile,
Purple and yellow! He's one super fellow!
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Long may the voice of freedom reign!
Larry-Boy: I am that hero!
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lookin' great! Fashion plate!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Lookin' great! Fashion plate!
Out of sight...
Larry: Dynomite!
Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy!