VeggieTales Theme Song

Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle
Have we got a show for you!

All: VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales,
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!

Bob: Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be

All: VeggieTales!

Junior: Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!

All: VeggieTales!

Larry: Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half and hour!

All: VeggieTales!

All: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
It's time for VeggieTales!

God is Bigger

Bob: You were lying in your bed
You were feeling kind of sleepy
But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was getting creepy.

Larry: Were those eyeballs in the closet?
Was that Godzilla in the hall?

Bob: There was something big and hairy casting shadows on the wall.
Now your heart is beating like a drum
Your skin is getting clammy.
There's a hundred tiny monsters jumping right into your jammies!

Bob: What are going to do?

Junior: I'm going to call the police!

Bob: No! You don't need to do anything!

Junior: What? Why?

Bob: Because ...

Bob: God is bigger than the boogie man
He's bigger than Godzilla, or the monsters on TV
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man
And He's watching out for you and me.

Junior: So, when I'm lying in my bed
And the furniture starts creeping
I'll just laugh and say, "Hey, cut that out!"
And get back to my sleeping
'Cause I know that God's the biggest
And He's watching all the while.
So, when I get scared I'll think of Him
And close my eyes and smile!

All: God is bigger than the boogie man
He's bigger than Godzilla, or the monsters on TV
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man
And He's watching out for you and me.

First Monster: So, are you frightened?

Junior: No, not really.

Second Monster: Are you worried?

Junior: Not a bit.
I know what ever's gonna happen,
That God can handle it.

Frankencelery: I'm sorry that I scared you when you saw me on TV.

Junior: Well that's okay,
'Cuz now I know that God is taking care of me!

All: God is bigger than the boogie man
He's bigger than Godzilla, or the monsters on TV
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man
And He's watching out for you and me.

Junior: One more time!

All: God is bigger than the boogie man
He's bigger than Godzilla, or the monsters on TV
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man
And He's watching out for you and me.

First Monster: Watchin' ...

Second Monster: Watchin' ...

Third Monster: Watchin' ...

Junior: Out for you and me! Yeah!

Water Buffalo Song

Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo,
yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh where'd we get them? I don't know,
but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store,
got his head stuck in the door,
spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh everybody's got a...

Archibald: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant!
What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo
when everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo?
Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...

Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo,
yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but...

Archibald: Ahhhhh!!

King Darius Suite

King Darius: I am King Darius
I've had a dream
And now I'm feeling rather frightened
And I wish someone would tell me what it means.

First Wiseman: We are your wisemen
Yes, that is true
And though we're using all our wisdom
We're afraid we can't explain your dream to you.

King Darius: What!?

Second Wiseman: But there is one who is wiser still
And Daniel is his name
So before you take another sleeping pill
Perhaps he can explain.

Daniel: My name is Daniel
That much is true
But it is God who gives me wisdom
And through me He will explain your dreams to you.

Maid: His name is Daniel
That's what he said
But when he talks about this God of his
I think he's kind of loony in the head.
I do.

Narrator: Well, Daniel was able to explain the king's dream.
And this made the king very happy.

King Darius: Daniel, you have enlightened me
Your job I will expand
From now on I want you to sit right beside me
As the second in command!

Oh, No! What We Gonna' Do?

Wisemen: Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We've gotta get him outta here.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We've gotta get him outta here.

Second and Third Wisemen: We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail.
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale.

First Wiseman: We could throw him in the Tigris
Let him float awhile,
Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet
A hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel's back
And send him off to Ur
A boot without a spur.
We could give him jelly doughnuts,
Take them all away
Or we could fill his ears with cheese balls
And his nostrils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon!

Third Wiseman: Or! (whispering)

First Wiseman: I like it!

Second Wiseman: It's sneaky!

First Wiseman: And it just...

Second Wiseman: might...

Third Wiseman: work!

Wisemen: We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon!

We've Got Some News, King Darius

First Wiseman: We've got some news, good King Darius
We fear your position is precarious
There are some people here in Babylon who won't give you your due
They'd rather bow to other men

King Darius: Can this be so?

Second Wiseman: 'Tis true!

King Darius: Oh, dear.

First Wiseman: We've brought a solution of our own design
If you'll just sight this paper on the dotted line.
It's an edict stating most concisely what we're all to do
We must bow our heads or bend our knees before no one but you.

King Darius: I see. Just one more time, now, let's see if I've got this straight.
A law to prove once and for all that I am great.
If I'm the king no one must doubt my full supremacy
So, from this day forth my citizens will pray to only me.
Yes! But what if they don't?

First Wiseman: If they don't obey, any citizen
Will be thrown into the lion's den.

King Darius: Oh! Yes. Well, I guess that would do it! Alright, then.
Good work, men. Tah tah!

Narrator: So the law was passed, the deed was done
Daniel's troubles had just begun.

Fear Not, Daniel

Daniel: Oh, no! What am I gonna do?
It looks like I'm gonna end up as lion stew!

Narrator: Don't cry, Daniel!
Fear not, Daniel!
Don't you know you're not alone?
There is One who is watching you
He listens when you pray
And though it seems this time you won't get through,
God has made a way!

You Were in His Hand

King Darius: Surely your God is above all men
Now I understand
For even at the bottom of the lion's den
You were in His hand!

We Are the Grapes of Wrath

Grapes: We are the grapes of wrath
We'll never take a bath
It is our style to seldom smile
And never laugh!
We are the grapes of wrath
So stay out of our path
There's no escape from cranky grapes
We are the grapes of wrath.

Ma: I'm Ma!

Pa: I'm Pa!

Ma: This is our brood.

Pa: We're grumpy and we know it.

Ma: That's Tom and Rosey

Pa: They're both rude!

Ma and Pa: And not afraid to show it!

Tom and Rosey: We're not the folks you'd like to meet

Tom: We bicker by the hour

Rosey: While other grapes are nice and sweet

All: We're really rather sour!

All: As we go driving by

Tom: I may spit in your eye!

Rosey: Or throw a snake in your milkshake
To make you cry.

Pa: 'Cause we're the

All: Grapes of wrath!
So stay out of our path
There's no escape from cranky grapes
We are the grapes of wrath.
There's no escape from cranky grapes
We are the grapes of wrath.

Some Veggies Went to Sea

Bob and Larry: Some veggies went to sea, sea, sea
To see what they could see, see, see.
But all that they could see, see, see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea!

Larry: See?

The Forgiveness Song

Palmy: You know that in love we can forgive
It is the only way to live
Obey God and see that we can live in harmony!
Since God has forgiven us, it's true
You forgive, I'll forgive you
I'm gonna start to show forgiveness from my heart!
You know that in love we can forgive
Hey man! It is the only way to live
Obey God and see that we can live in harmony!
Since God has forgiven us, it's true
You forgive, I'll forgive you
I'm gonna start to show forgiveness from my heart!
So do your part, and show forgiveness from your heart!

Busy, Busy

Archibald: I'm busy, busy, dreadfully busy
You've no idea what I have to do.
Busy, busy, shockingly busy
Much, much too busy for you.

Larry: Oh, I see.

Archibald and Doctor: We're busy, busy, dreadfully busy
You've no idea what we have to do.
Busy, busy, shockingly busy
Much, much too busy for you.
'Cause we're busy, busy, frightfully busy
More than a bumblebee, more than an ant.
Busy, busy, horribly busy
We'd love to help, but we can't!

Archibald: Ta ta!

Love Your Neighbor

Junior: He has a shoe, and I have a pot
But when we look deeper there's more that we've got.
God made us special, and now I can see
If you're special to Him then you're special to me!
Love your neighbor
When someone helps you then you'll understand
When you love your neighbor,
Loving means lending a hand!

All: If you see someone who's hurt or in need,
Maybe it's time to perform a good deed.
And when you've finished you'll find that it's true,
When you make them feel better, you'll feel better too!

Junior: Here, let me help you.

Larry: Thank you!

Larry and Junior: Oh, love your neighbor

Larry: When someone helps you then you'll understand

Larry and Junior: When you love your neighbor,
Loving means

Junior: Lending a hand!

The Hairbrush Song

Narrator: Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath,
is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out

Larry: Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh where is my hairbrush?
Oh where, oh where, oh where,
oh where, oh where, oh where,
oh where, oh where, oh where
is my hairbrush?

Narrator: Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene.
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel,
Pa regains his composure and reports

Pa: I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

Larry: Back there is my hairbrush.
Back there is my hairbrush.
Back there, back there,
oh where, back there,
oh where, oh where,
back there, back there, back there
is my hairbrush?

Narrator: Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene.
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel,
Junior regains his composure and comments

Junior: Why do you need a hairbrush?
You don't have any hair!

Narrator: Larry is taken aback.
The thought had never occured to him.
No hair?
What would this mean?
What will become of him?
What will become of his hairbrush?
Larry wonders

Larry: No hair for my hairbrush.
No hair for my hairbrush.
No hair, no hair,
no where, no hair,
no hair, no hair,
no where back there,
no hair
for my hairbrush

Narrator: Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene.
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel,
Bob regains his composure and confesses

Bob: Larry, that old hairbrush of yours
Well, you never use it,
you don't really need it.
So, well, I'm sorry
I didn't know.
But I gave it to the Peach
'cause he's got hair!

Narrator: Feeling a deep sense of loss,
Larry stumbles back and laments

Larry: Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush.
Not fair! My poor hairbrush.
Not fair, not fair,
no hair, not fair,
no where, no hair,
not fair, not fair, not fair!
My little hairbrush!

Narrator: Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene.
Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other.
But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful

Peach: Thanks for the hairbrush.

Narrator: Yes, good has been done here.
The Peach exits the scene.
Larry smiles, but still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out

Larry: Take care of my hairbrush.
Take care, oh my hairbrush.
Take care, take care,
don't dare not care.
Take care. Nice hair.
No fair. Take care, take care
of my hairbrush.

Narrator: The end!

I Can Be Your Friend

Jimmy: Have you ever seen a boy with funny clothes,
A girl with braces on her teeth or freckles on her nose?
Some kids call them odd balls, some kids call them weird

Jerry: Is it my imagination, or does Aunt Ruth have a beard?

Jimmy: God makes lots of people in all colors, shapes and sizes.
He loves them very much, and what we need to realize is
That calling people names because they're different is wrong.
Instead, we need to look on them in love and sing this song:

Jimmy and Jerry: I can be your friend,
I can be your friend.
Any day in any weather,
We can be friends and play together!

Bob: Yeah, we're all pretty different,
Some are skinny, some are stout.

Larry: But the inside is the part that we're supposed to care about!

Scooter: Aye! That's where we've got feelings
That are very much the same.

Junior: And so, instead of "weirdo,"
I think "friend's" a better name!

All: I can be your friend,
I can be your friend.
If your hair is red or yellow,
We can have lunch

Junior: I'll share my Jello!

All: I can be your friend,
I can be your friend.
It's okay if we are different
We can still play, 'cause I can be your friend!

What Have We Learned?

Bob: It's time to talk about what we've learned today.

Voice: And so what we have learned applies to our lives today,
And God has a lot to say in His Book!
You see, we know that God's Word is for everyone,
And now that our song is done we'll take a look.