Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!

All: VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!

Bob: Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be

All: VeggieTales!

Junior: Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!

All: VeggieTales!

Larry: Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half and hour!

All: VeggieTales!

All: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
It's time for VeggieTales!

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry; the part of the show where Larry comes out and signs a silly song. Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinean ballad, "The Dance of the Cucumber" in it's original Spanish. Bob the Tomato will translate.

Larry (Spanish) and Bob (English): Miren al pepino Watch the cucumber
Vean cómo se mueve See how he moves
Como un león Like a lion
Tras un ratón Chasing a mouse
Miren al pepino Watch the cucumber
Qué suaves movimientos Oh how smooth his motion Es como mantequilla Like butter
En un chango pelón On a bald monkey
Miren al pepino Watch the cucumber
Los vegetales All the vegetables
Envidan a su amigo Envy their friend
Como él quieren bailar Wishing to dance as he
Pepino bailarín Dancing cucumber
Pepino bailarín Dancing cucumber
Pepino bailarín Dancing cucumber
Baila Dance
Baila Dance
Ya Ya
Miren al tomate Look at the tomato
¿No es triste? Isn't it sad?
El no puede bailar He can't dance
Pobre tomate Poor tomato
El desearía poder bailar He wishes he could dance
Como el pepino Like the cucumber
Libre y suavemente Free and smooth
Pero él no puede {danzar}) But he can't!

Bob: Okay, stop the music!
What do you mean I can't dance?
I can dance!
What about Uncle Louie's polka party?
Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?

Larry: No comprendo.

Bob: "No comprendo?" I'll show you no comprendo!

Junior: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinean garb!

Dad: Okay Junior, but we bettery hurry. I think the Dwarfs have your mother confused with someone else. Say peas!

Larry and Junior: Peeeas!

Larry (Spanish) and Bob (English):
Escuchen al pepino Listen to the cucumber
Oigan su voz fuerte Hear his strong voice
Como un león Like a lion
Listo a devorar About to eat
Escuchen al pepino Listen to the cucumber
Qúe dulce es su canto How sweet his voice
Que sopla su garganta The breath from his throat
Parece un trinar Is like a chorus of little birdies
Escuchen al pepino Listen to the cucumber
Los vegetales All the vegetables
Envidan a su amigo Envy their friend
Como él quieren cantar Wishing to sing as he
Pepino cantador Singing cucumber
Pepino cantador Singing cucumber
Pepino cantador Singing cucumber
Canta Sing
Canta Sing
Ya Yeah
Escuchen al tomate Listen to the tomato
¿No es triste? Isn't it sad?
El no puede cantar He can't sing
Pobre tomate Poor tomato
El desearía poder cantar He wish he could sing
Fuerte y dulce Strong and sweet
Como el pepino Like the cucumber
Pero él no puede But he can't
Ni siquiera dar un silbido He can't even whistle

Bob: All right, that's it! Señor...come over here and let me sing you a song!

Larry: ¡Adiós Amigos!

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing,

Larry: Bob is really angry
I hope he doesn't catch me!
It's so hard to run with
This sombrero on my head!

Laura: Good morning George, how are you?
I hope you're feeling fine!
I'd love to stay and talk,
But it's almost 8 o'clock
And I haven't go the time!
Because we work real hard at the chocolate factory!
We start at eight and we don't get lunch till three!
I goot drive a truck
To make a buck,
So I can send it home to my family!

Mr. Lunt: Well, now you are in trouble!
Your timecard is a wreck!
It's almost two past eight,
I'll tell Nezzer that you're late
Ande he'll take it from your check!

Laura: Yes, Mr. Lunt.

Mr. Lunt: Oh yes! We work real hard at the chocolate factory!

Worker #1: Excuse me, Mr. Lunt, but I've got an injury!

Mr. Lunt: Now get back on the line!
You'll be just fine!
With all this work to do
We've got no time for sympathy!

Larry: We used to be so happy!

Bob: We used to laugh and run!

Junior: Now there's no time to play
'Cuz we gotta work all day
And it isn't very fun!

Bob: I'm Rack,

Junior: I'm Shack,

Larry: I'm Benny!

All three: We work here in the plant.
We'd like to take a break
For goodness sake
But Mr. Nezzer says...

Mr. Lunt: You can't!! Ha!

Everyone: We all need a vacation!
Our schedule is severe!
We're getting very tired,
But stopping gets us fired,
So we'll have to stay right here!
Because we work real hard at the chocolate factory!
We start at eight and we don't get lunch till three!
We work the whole week through
To make a buck or two,
So we can send them home to our families!
Someday they'll come and join us!
We hope that day is near,
Until then you'll find us here
At the Nezzer Chocolate Factory!

Mom: Think of me everyday.
Hold tight to what I say,
And I'll be close to you--
Even from far away.
Know that wherever you are
It is never too far
If you think of me,
I'll be with you.

Junior: Know that wherever you are
It is never too far
If you think of me,
I'll be with you.
Think of me everyday.
Hold tight to what I say,
And I'll be close to you--
Even from far away.

Junior, Bob, and Larry:
Know that wherever you are
It is never too far
If you think of me,
I'll be with you.

Nezzer: I've tried to be patient.
I've tried to be kind.
Can you tell me what the trouble is?
Am I losing my mind?
Now, I didn't ask for much...
Just one simple, little thing.
Didn't ask ya' to part the waters;
I just wanted to hear ya' sing!
I gave ya' hats!
I gave ya' ties!
I letcha' eat my bunnies!
And this is how you repay me?
C'mon boys! D'ya think that's funny?!?
Well, now at last, your fate is sealed!
You're payin' for your crime!
But to show you what kind of guy I am,
I'll ask you one more time...
Will you or will you not sing the song?

Bob: Now kids, we're going to sing along with one of my favourite songs--The Bunny Song.

Jean-Claude: Monsier Bob, we're not supposed to sing the Bunny Song.

Bob: Oh! Thank you for pointing that out, Jean-Claude. But this is the New and Improved Bunny Song. This is the one we're supposed to sing.

Jean-Claude: I see.

Mr. Nezzer: The bunny.
The bunny.
Whoa! I ate the bunny!
I didn't eat my soup or my bread,
Just the bunny!
The bunny.
The bunny.
Oh! I loved the bunny!
But now I feel sick in the head
From the bunny!
I didn't eat my salad;
I didn't eat my steak!
I had too much candy!
Got a tummy ache!
I need to eat good food
To help me to grow.
I'll obey my momma
'Cuz she loves me so!
Ya, I'll go to church,
And I'll go to school.
That stuff is important,
And I ain't no fool!!

Girls: I don't want no pickles; I don't want no honey!
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny;
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't wanna' tell ya' a joke that is funny;
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't wanna' play on a day that is sunny;
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
(girls repeat under Mr. Nezzer)

Mr. Nezzer: The bunny.
The bunny.
Whoa! I ate the bunny!
I didn't eat my soup or my bread,
Just the bunny!
The bunny.
The bunny.
Oh! I loved the bunny!
But now I feel sick in the head
From the bunny!

Junior: My mommy always told me to do what's right!
To wash behind my ears and try to be polite.
Ya' see, she loves me so!

Mr. Nezzer: That's beautiful!

Junior: That's why she tells me what I need to know!

Mr. Nezzer: I've got a lotta' respect for that woman!

Junior: But sometimes when I'm playin' with a buddy or two,
They're doin' things I know I"m not supposed to do!

Mr. Nezzer: Well, do ya' go along?
Even though the things they do are wrong?

Junior: Mmm, mmm!
I remember...Stand!

Backup Boys: Stand up! Stand up!

Junior: For what you believe in, believe in, believe in--God!

Backup Boys: He's the one to back you up!

Junior: Will stand with you!

Bob: When everybody tells ya' that ya' gotta be cool--
Remember what you learned in church and Sunday School!
Just check it out!
The Bible tells us what it's all about!

Mr. Nezzer: Oh, ya' know that's right!

Larry: So if you have a question, go ask your dad!
And he can tell you if a thing is good or bad!
You'll make their day
If you remember what your parents say!

Mr. Nezzer: Wha'd they say?

Bob, Larry, and Junior: They told us...Stand!

Backup Boys: Stand up! Stand up!

Bob, Larry, and Junior: For what you believe in, believe in, believe in--God!

Backup Boys: He's the one to back you up!

Bob, Larry, and Junior: Will stand with you!

All: Stand!

Backup Boys: Stand up! Stand up!

All: For what you believe in, believe in, believe in--God!

Backup Boys: He's the one to back you up!

All: Will stand with you!

Junior: He'll stand with you! Oh, yeah!

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. One day, while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears...

Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and head south
That'd be too bad.
I'd be so sad.

Dr. Archibald: I see...that'd be too bad.
You'd be so sad...

Larry: ...that'd be too bad!
If my lips said "¡Adiós!
I don't like you; I think you're gross!"
That'd be too bad.
I might get mad.

Dr. Archibald: Hmm...that'd be too bad.
You might get mad...

Larry: ...that'd be too bad!
If my lips moved to Duluth,
Left a mess and took my tooth
That'd be too bad.
I'd call my dad.

Dr. Archibald: Oh, dear! That'd be too bad.
You'd call your dad...

Larry: ...that'd be too bad!

Dr. Archibald: Hold it! Did you say your father?
Fascinating...So what you're saying is,
If your lips left you...

Larry: That'd be too bad.
I'd be so sad!
I might get mad.
I'd call my dad!
That'd be too bad.

Dr. Archibald: ...that'd be too bad?

Larry: ...that'd be too bad!

Dr. Archibald: Why?

Larry: 'Cuz I love my lips!
boodle de boop bop......

Dr. Archibald: Oh my...This is more serious than I thought.
Larry what do you see here?

Larry: Ummm...that looks like a lip.

Dr. Archibald: What about this?

Larry: It's a lip.

Dr. Archibald: And this?

Larry: It's a lip; It's a lip;
It's a lip, lip, lip!
It's a lip; It's a lip;
It's a lip, lip, lip!
It's a lip; It's a lip;
It's a lip, lip, lip!
Liiiiiiiiips!
Lip, lip, lip!

Dr. Archibald: Larry...Tell me about your childhood.

Larry: When I was just two years old.
I left my lips out in the cold
And they turned blue!
What could I do?

Dr. Archibald: They turned blue...
What could you do?...

Larry: Oh, they turned blue!
On the day I got my tooth,
I had to kiss my great Aunt Ruth.
She had a beard;
And it felt weird!

Dr. Archibald: My, my! She had a beard;
And it felt weird?

Larry: ...she had a beard!
Ten days after I turned eight,
Got my lips stuck in a gate,
My friends all laughted...
...and I just stood there until
the Fire Department came and broke
the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend
the next six weeks in lip rehab with this
kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee
right on the lip and we couldn't even
talk to each other until the fifth week
'cuz both of our lips were so swollen and
when he did start speaking he just spoke
Polish and I only knew like three words
in Polish except now I know four because
Oscar taught me the word for lip, "osta."

Dr. Archibald: Your friends all laughted...
..."osta"...how do you spell that?

Larry: I don't know.

Dr. Archibald: So what you're saying,
Is that when you were young...

Larry: They turned blue!
What could I do?
She had a beard and it felt weird!
My friends all laughed...
'Osta!'

Dr. Archibald: I'm confused.

Larry: I love my lips!
boodle de boop bop.....

Dr. Archibald: Larry...Larry...

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
Tune in next time to hear Larry say...

Larry: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Dr. Archibald: Oh, look at the time!

Junior: They're big...I'm little. They go. I twiddle. Why can't little guys do big things too?

Archibald: You're not going to sing, are you? Couldn't you just play your harp and I'll through things at you? Oh.

Junior: You're big...I'm little.
My head only comes to your middle...
But I say little guys can do big things too!

Archibald: Yes, but...Goliath! He's...

Junior: He's big...But God's bigger!
And when I think of Him that's when I figure
With His help little guys can do big things, too!

Archibald: Oh. I see what you're saying!
Alright, I understand...now let's suppose that this is true.
You still look rather wimpy, but I know what we can do!
Just step behind this curtain, it will only take a minute.
There's a closet in the corner and you'll like what I've got in it.
You'll find my royal armor ther, don't dally, put it on!
Yes, now you'll look much bigger when the battle lines are drawn!
One more thing you'll need, I think - pick up my royal sword.
It's a big one, and a beauty! The best we could afford!
Once you've got it all together, I think you will agree.
You're bound to do much better if you try to look like me!
Oh dear.

Junior: Ya' know, I think maybe I should just be plain old me.

Archibald: Oh...yes. Well...I suppose...But have you seen Goliath? Why, he's...he's just...he's...

Junior: He's big.
But God's bigger!
And when I think of him, that's what I figure...

Archibald: With His help little guys can do big things?

Junior: With His help I know I can do big things!

Both: With His help little guys can do big things, too!!

Archibald: Alright...If you're sure you know what you're getting into. Oh dear.

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt who, together, make up the infamous gang of scallywags, the "Pirates Who Won't Do Anything"

All: We are the Pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around!
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you...

Larry: "We don't do anything."

Pa Grape: Well...I've never been to Greenland,
And I've never been to Denver,
And I've never buried treasure
In St. Louis or St. Paul!
And I've never been to Moscow,
And I've never been to Tampa,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

All: Cause we're the
Pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around!
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you...

Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything."
And...I've never hoist the mainstay.
And I never swab the poop deck,
And I never veer to starboard,
'Cause I never sail at all!
And I've never walked the gang plank,
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

All: 'Cause we're the
Pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around!
And if you ask us to do anything.
We'll just tell you, "we don't do anything."

Larry: Well...I've never plucked a rooster,
And I'm not too good at ping-pong,
And I've never thrown my mashed-potatoes up against a wall!
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never gotten head lice,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

Pa Grape: Huh? What are you talking aboutt? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?

Mr. Lunt: Ya, dat's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things.

Larry: Oh.

Pa Grape: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?

Mr. Lunt: I think you look like Capt'n Crunch.

Pa Grape: Huh?! No I don't.

Mr. Lunt: Do too.

Pa Grape: Do not!

Mr. Lunt: You're making me hungry.

Pa Grape: That's it! You're walkin' the plank!

Mr. Lunt: Says who?

Pa Grape: Says the Capt'n, that's who!

Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah? Aye, Aye Capt'n Crunch! hee hee!

Pa Grape: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

Mr. Lunt: Yikes!

Larry: And...I've never licked a spark plug,
And I've never sniffed a stink bug,
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball!
And I've never bathed in yogurt,
And I don't look good in leggings...

Pa Grape: You just don't get it!

All: And we've never been to Boston in the Fall!

Pa Grape: Pass the chips.
Who's got the remote control?

Larry: Here it is!

Mr. Lunt: Time for Geraldo!

Pa Grape: It's definitely time for Wapner.

Mr. Lunt: Oh, I don't like this show.

Larry: Hey, look! I found a quarter!

Dad: Hi, Junior. How was your day? My plate! My Art Bogatti limited edition collectors plate! What happened to it?

Junior: Well, it's Laura's fault; she broke the plate!
I tried to stop her!
She said she had to demonstrate
Her Apple Chopper!
The apple chopper worked just great,
But chopped right through your bowling plate!
It's Laura's fault-she broke the plate-it's true!
And that's the tale I have to tell to you!

Dad: Oh my. If that's what you say happened, then, well, I trust you, Junior.

Junior: Accually, Laura didn't break the plate. It was...it was Lenny!

Percy: Her brother?!?

Junior: Yep, that's right! Lenny broke the plate! I'll tell you the whole story!
It's Lenny's fault; he broke the plate!
He's very naughty!
Just how was I to know he hated Art Bogatti!
He gave it to a crocodile
Who chewed it up for quite a while!
It's Lenny's fault; he broke the plate! It's true!
And that's the tale I have to tell to you!

Female Singers: Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Lean and mean! Green machine!
Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Outa' sight! Vegemite
Larry-boy!

Who do they call
when Bumblyburg's in trouble?
Who's got the suit
With Super-Suction Ears?
There's no need to panic 'cuz this guy is manic!
And you know that he'll save the day!
You need a hand...
He's right there on the double!
Hey, hey! He's on the way!
Purple and yellow--he's one super fellow!

Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Lean and mean! Green machine!
Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Outa' sight! Vegemite!
Larry-boy!

Where do you turn
When this world needs a hero?
A man with style
And plungers on his head!
It's easy to prove; he's just one of the grooviest
Cats that you'll ever know!
It's plain to see,
In fashion he's no zero!
At the wheel of the Larrymobile
Purple and yellow--he's one super fellow!

Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Lean and mean! Green machine!
Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Outa' sight! Vegemite!
Larry-boy!
Long may the voice of freedom ring!

Larry-boy: I...am...that...hero!

Female Singers: Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Lookin' great! Fashion Plate!
Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Lean and mean! Green machine!
Larry-boy!
Larry-boy!
Outa' sight! Vegemite!
Larry-boy!

Larry-boy!
Lean and mean! Green machine!
Lookin' great! Fashion Plate!
Outa' sight!

Larry-boy: Dy-no-mite!!!
Larry-boy!

Percy: We didn't have a lot of fun in the desert.
We didn't have a lot of fun in the sand.

Tom: But saddle up your cow

Percy: It's all behind us now!

All: Because we're going to the Promised land!!

Jimmy: For years I've eaten nothing but manna!
A dish that is filling, but bland.

Jerry: But now we're on our way

Pa Grape: I'll have a cheese soufflé!

All: Because we're going to the Promised land!!
And in the Promised land
It's gonna' be so grand!
We'll have our fill from the grill--as much as we can stand!
It'll be so great!
Oh, we can hardly wait!
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised land!!

Scooter: The dining was lousy with Moses.
But we'll be feasting with Josh in command!

Jimmy: I'd like a taco please...and some pitas and cheese!

All: Because we're goin' to the Promised land!!
And in the Promised land
It's gonna' be so grand!
We'll have our fill from the grill--as much as we can stand!
It'll be so great!
Oh, we can hardly wait!
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised land!!

And in the Promised land
It's gonna' be so grand!
We'll have our fill from the grill--as much as we can stand!
It'll be so great!

Jimmy: With waffles on my plate!

All: 'Cause we're goin' to the Promised land!!

Pa Grape: I hear's it's flowing
With milk and honey...

Jimmy: Sounds sticky

All: 'Cause we're going to the Promised land!!
Ya, we're goin' to the Promised land!!
'Cause we're going to the Promised land!!

Josh: The Lord has given this land to us.
No need to fuss
He knows what He's doing!
We know that He will take care of us
If we will follow Him!
Now everyone sing together!

Israelites: The Lord has given this land to us.
No need to fuss
He knows what He's doing!
We know that He will take care of us
If we will follow Him!

Jean-Claude: What are you doing?

Jimmy: We're going to knock your wall down!

Jean-Claude: By walking around in circles?

Jimmy: Yes.

Phillipe: Oh. That's a great idea! You go ahead and keep walking!
Keep walking!
But you won't knock down our wall!
Keep walking!
But she isn't gonna' fall!
It's plain to see--your brains are very small!
To think walking
Will be knocking down our wall!
You silly little pickle,
You silly little peas.
You think that walking 'round will bring this city to its knees?
The awesome powers of this wall we've clearly demonstrated.
Ah! But out here in the hot, hot sun--perhaps you're dehydrated.

Jean-Claude: I pity them, Phillipe.

Phillipe: Ah! Me oui, Jean-Claude! Me oui!
Won't you join me in my irritating little song?

Jean-Claude: It would be an honor!

Jean-Claude and Phillipe: Keep walking!
But you won't knock down our wall!
Keep walking!
But she isn't gonna' fall!
It's plain to see--your brains are very small!
To think walking
Will be knocking down our wall!

All Peas: Keep walking!
But you won't knock down our wall!
Keep walking!
But she isn't gonna' fall!
It's plain to see--your brains are very small!
To think walking
Will be knocking down our wall!
It's plain to see--your brains are very small!
To think walking
Will be knocking down our wall!!

Junior: The Lord has given this land to us.
No need to fuss.
He knows what he's doing!
We know that He will take care of us
If we follow Him.
God's way is the best way.
Now that I know...He loves me so!
His way is the best way.
And that's the way for me!

Jimmy: Ahhh!!! Boy, did I pick a lousy day to wear my contacts!

All: And in the Promised land
It's gonna be so grand!
We're gonna march through the streets, walking hand in hand!
It'll be so great!
Now we don't have to wait!
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised land!
Yeah we're goin' to the Promised land!

Jimmy: Does anyone have any saline?

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys, and girls, Larry the Cucumber presents in a sequential image, stereophonic multimedia event, "The Song of the Cebú."

Larry: Cebúuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
This is a song about a boy. A song about a little boy and his cebús. A song about a little boy and his three cebús. The little boy who had a sick cebú, a sad cebú, and a mute cebú. And also a hippo.
Umm...ummm...this is me at the airport. This is my Aunt Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting a bull.

Audience: Oooo...

Larry: This is me and the bull.

Audience: Ahhh...

Larry: This is me and the bull and I think that's the bull's cousin...He's a cebú.

Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bed sheet! And what on earth is a cebú anyway?

Larry: It's kinda like a cow. See?

Archibald: Yes...Well...Very good...This could be interesting...Carry on.

Larry: Cebúuuu!
Sing it with me! Cebúuuu!

Audience: Cebúuuuuu!!

Larry: Boy is riding with cebú.

Audience: Boy is riding with cebú.

Larry: Into town in his canoe.

Audience: Into town in his canoe.

Larry: Sick cebú is rowing and sneezing,
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, moo moo.

Audience: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, moo moo.

Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo.

Audience: Hippo chewing on bamboo.

Larry: Can't see boy and three cebú.

Audience: Can't see boy and three cebú.

Larry: Sad cebú is rowing and crying, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, moo moo.

Audience: boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, moo moo.

Larry: Cebú!

Audience: Cebú!

Larry: Cebú!

Audience: Cebú!
Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebú!

Larry: Hippo seen by mute cebú.

Audience: Hippo seen by mute cebú.

Larry: Tried to tell the other two.

Audience: Tries to tell the other two.

Larry: Mute cebú is waving and grunting, mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm, mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm, mm-mm!

Audience: mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm, mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm, mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm, mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm, mm-mm.

Larry: Uh-oh.

Archibald: Wait!!! What hapens next??

Larry: Ummm...

Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebú successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?? Is the boy injured? Why is the sad cebú sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum? This is quite disappointing. I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this!

Larry: Oh look! A cebú!

Audience: Cebúuuu....

Larry: No wait. That's a water buffalo.

Audience: No more song about cebú. Need another verse or two. Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo moo bye-bye moo moo, bye-bye moo moo bye-bye moo moo, moo moo.

Jimmy: I want my money back.

Jerry: Yeah. That'd be good.

Bob: It's time to talk about what we've learned today.

Voice: And so what we have learned applies to our lives today,
And God has a lot to say in His Book!

Voice: You see, we know that God's Word is for everyone,
And now that our song is done we'll take a look.